
Imagine a guy sitting alone in his house, doubting everything.
The walls? Could be illusions. The floor? A trick of the mind. His own body? Who knows?
But one thing is certain—he’s thinking about it.
Boom! Cogito, ergo sum.
Now, imagine that same guy stopping right there.
Just chilling in his own existence, nodding along to the cosmic joke.
But Descartes wasn’t that guy. He didn’t want to be the crazy loner muttering “I exist” in a dark room.
He wanted to build a world. And he needed something more than just himself to do it.
1. Methodological Skepticism, Not an Endgame
Doubt was Descartes’ weapon, not his home.
He wielded it like a blade, cutting through the fat of lazy certainty, peeling back the skin of tradition, slicing nerve-deep into the flesh of belief.
He tore through the old gods, the whispered truths, the hand-me-down wisdom of a thousand years.
Nothing was safe. Not the scholars, not the priests, not even the ground beneath his own feet.
But no man fights forever. No man lives in the wreckage by choice. Doubt was a fire meant to clear the land, not a house to sleep in.
He needed something to build with, something solid beneath his boots.
Stopping at solipsism?
That was like knocking down a cathedral only to sit in the rubble, warming your hands over the last dying embers of your own destruction. No thanks. He had work to do.
“I think, therefore I am.” It wasn’t the whole answer, not even close.
But it was a beginning. And sometimes, a beginning is enough.
2. Science Needed More than a Lonely Thinker
Science was shaking up the world, and Descartes wanted in.
If reality was just a dream, then the whole enterprise of science was a joke.
Who the hell wants to measure a mirage?
Galileo was pointing his telescope at the stars, Newton was just around the corner, and Descartes wasn’t about to be the guy in the corner, whispering, “Maybe none of this is real.”
Science needed a stage, and solipsism burned it down before the show even started.
3. The Church Wouldn’t Have Liked That
Ever heard of Giordano Bruno? Smart guy, big ideas, and the Church turned him into a pile of ash.
Descartes knew the score. You go too far, you end up roasted. If he stopped at solipsism, he might as well have sent the Inquisition an invitation.
But throw in God, a rational soul, a structured universe—now he was selling something the Church could nod along to.
4. Solipsism is a Dead End
Let’s say he stopped at “I think, therefore I am.” Then what? Does he just sit there?
Stare at the wall, convinced the world is a mirage?
That’s not philosophy. That’s a psychiatric episode. Solipsism is intellectual masturbation—you might enjoy it for a minute, but it gets you nowhere.
Descartes wanted a highway, not a hamster wheel.
5. He Wanted Certainty, Not Nihilism
Stopping at solipsism would have left Descartes in the same abyss as the skeptics before him—just floating in space, no ground, no meaning, no compass.
He was building a system, damn it. He didn’t want to just stand on an island and yell, “I exist!” like some shipwrecked lunatic. He wanted to map the whole damn ocean.
6. Fear of Madness
Ever notice how solipsists start sounding like they belong in a padded room, muttering to themselves in the dark, convinced the walls don’t exist?
They go so deep into doubt that eventually, the ground beneath them starts to crack. The more you question, the more the world unravels, thread by thread, until all that’s left is the sound of your own breath—and even that starts to feel suspect.
If nothing is real, then who are you arguing with at the bus stop?
What are you shoveling into your mouth at dinner?
Where do you go when you close your eyes and wake up eight hours later, heart pounding from a dream you swear wasn’t yours?
You can’t live in a world made of fog.
Descartes knew that. He wasn’t just trying to save philosophy—he was clawing for a rope before the abyss swallowed him whole.
TL;DR Table Before the Grand Finale
Reason | Why Descartes Said “Nope” to Solipsism |
---|---|
Skepticism as a Tool | He wasn’t trying to prove solipsism—just using doubt to clean house. |
Science | Needed a stable reality to work. |
It’s a Dead End | No way forward, no meaning, no fun. |
External World | God was his escape hatch. |
He Wanted Certainty | Not just endless doubt. |
Fear of Madness | No one wants to be the philosophy lunatic. |
The Big Finish
So, Descartes looked into the abyss and said, “Not today.”
He could’ve been the guy who stopped at “I think, therefore I am” and called it a day.
Instead, he threw a rope to the real world and pulled himself out.
Because here’s the thing—solipsism is lonely. A real drag. Even if it’s true, what kind of masochist wants it to be true?
Descartes wanted to breathe air, touch the ground, build a world where other people existed.
Solipsism is for ghosts. Descartes wanted to live.
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